"Personas is a component of the Metropath(ologies) exhibit, currently on display until Sept 09 at the MIT Museum by the Sociable Media Group from the MIT Media Lab (Please contact us if you want to show it next!). It uses sophisticated natural language processing and the Internet to create a data portrait of one's aggregated online identity. In short, Personas shows you how the Internet sees you."
Below is the Personas result for my online data. I, of course, added the descriptive text in the upper-right of the image:
Anyone who knows me will immediately recognize this as laughably, incredibly, incredibly, incredibly (I can't say this enough) inaccurate. Indeed, if I simply attempted to make a Personas chart based on the opposite of myself, it would look similar to the above. Let's break it down:
• Online:
Potentially the only accurate thing about this graph, although it's still questionable. I don't have a very large online presence - this blog, and a number of message boards I participate in, but that's it. No Facebook or Myspace, so that immediately puts me behind most people. B
• Fame:
If this category is about how famous I am, then it's a fail - I'm not famous enough to warrant a mention, let alone 1/7th of my Personas graph. If it's about how interested I am in celebrities, then it's an epic fail - there are few things I care about less than celebrities, the famous, etc. D-
• Sports:
This is one of them. The last time I played anything that could remotely be classified as a sport was maybe about 6 years ago. The last time I commented about a sport online was probably... never. This is probably the first time. Every pro sport in existence could cease to exist tomorrow and my life would not be an ounce different for it. F
• Genealogy:
Another category that means even less to me than fame! I can name my family members almost two generations upward - I know my mother and father's names, and three out of four of my grandparents' names (for my maternal grandfather, my guess is "James Higdon"). I don't particularly care to know more than this, and I can't imagine that my life would be different if I knew. F
• Education:
Whether this is accurate or not depends on what is meant by "Education". I dropped out of high school, refused to finish college, and actively try to convince people to do the same. Usually "education" in these contexts refers to the formal education that I so vehemently disbelieve in. I am, however, very "pro-learning", and I am for "education" when considering the actual meaning of the word. And since I write about it on occasion, I can't fault Personas for including this word on my chart. B
• Movies:
What? District 9 was pretty good, as was The Dark Knight... but don't ask me anything about any movies before, in between, or after them, because I have no idea. F
• Social:
Unlike "Education", above, this is a category I both hate and don't write about. The fact that I refuse to take part in social networks should be enough to dismiss this category out-of-hand. F- (yes, I had to make up a grade for this one)
Final score: D-
Yes, that means Personas is even less accurate than Bill O'Reilly. MIT, you've got some work to do.


